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Why was the bear wearing a tank-top? What steps do you take if you a tiger is running towards you? Jokes for kids about animals• What do you call a grizzly bear caught in the rain? Making them great fodder for jokes of all kinds.

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Q: What do you get from a pampered cow? What does a fish do in a crisis? Let us know what is on your mind.

- Take away their credit cards.

Why do pandas like old movies? What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper? What does a fish do in a crisis? Please tell your tits to stop looking at my eyes.

- You give it ten tickles! Amanda Lay you, your lonely nights are over! What steps do you take if you a tiger is running towards you? His bark was much worse than his bite.

What do you call a cow that eats your grass? Did you hear about the racing snail who got rid of his shell? What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police? Why do cows like being told jokes? Where do mice park their boats? Question: What is 6 inches long 2 inches wide and makes everyone go crazy? Little ones also get to love the animals and want to spend more time with them.

What has fangs and webbed feet? - They keep a stable diet.

What do you call a pig with no legs? Pets and wild animals are both fair game for a good joke, though any that are not clean animal jokes are not suited for a family use, but on an adult program they may fit.

This is important, more so, when dealing with haters.